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Vybz Kartel, Cake Soap & Bleaching. Oh!
February 25, 2011 | 6 Comments
While performing at Sting 2007, Jamaica’s boxing day stageshow extravaganza, Bounty Killer called out the name of his former protégé, Vybz Kartel, accusing him of bleaching his skin: “Mi can’t believe seh Kartel ah bleach out him face.” Fast forward to 2010 and it had become undeniable; Vybz Kartel was several shades lighter.
“Cool like mi wash mi face with the cake soap.”
— Jeans N Fitted, Vybz Kartel feat Russian (July 2010)
Kartel’s “browner” complexion, which he initially claimed was down to washing his face with cake soap (a bar of soap detergent for washing clothes) has caused shock and uproar among his fans and non-fans alike. Artists including Kiprich, Vegas and Aidonia released songs condemning the deejay’s new look, with Bounty Killer calling it a “disgrace to the black race,” and Sizzla saying it was an “insult to the black nation.” Kartel’s new skin colour was discussed on the streets, on blogs and forums, on radio and TV. But this kind of publicity is just what he wanted: “I knew it was going to bring a lot of controversy,” he said in an interview with MTV’s Marvin Sparks, “But I make money from controversy.”
“Brown you caah get brown, you coulda buy every cake soap inna town.”
— Caah Get Brown, Kiprich (October 2010)
Whether Kartel’s new look is due to cake soap or something stronger, he denies that it is anything to do with self-hatred, or disowning his blackness or African heritage. Instead he says it’s simply a new style he’s rocking, similar to the braces he wears on his teeth – not fitted for any medical reason, but because he likes the way they look. He sees skin bleaching as a way to “highlight his tattoos” and keep his fans in awe.
“I’m my own man, and as such I do my own thing. When black women stop straightening their hair and wearing wigs and weaves, when white women stop getting lip and butt injections and implants, when bald men stop getting hair transplants, and when people stop getting nose jobs and cosmetic surgery then I’ll stop using the cake soap and we’ll all live naturally ever after. Until then f**k you all.”
— Message from Vybz Kartel to Vibe magazine (January 2011)
Kartel is not the first Jamaican artist to advocate bleaching. As far back as 1992, Buju Banton released “Love Me Browning“, a song dedicated to his light-skinned woman. Although not about bleaching directly, the tune was nonetheless controversial, and Nardo Ranks counteracted with “Them A Bleach” (Buju also responded to the controversy with “Love Me Black Woman“). In 2000, Captain Barkey recorded “Bleach On“, encouraging women to bleach if bleaching fit (suited) them. Other pro-bleaching tunes include Lisa Hype’s “Proud Ah Mi Bleaching” (2009) featuring the bizarre line “Mi proud ah mi bleaching ‘cau mi cream it dear” ["I'm proud of my bleaching because my bleaching cream is expensive."]. In the same year, and while still a member of Kartel’s Portmore Empire she released “Bleaching Fit Me“, with lines about how bleaching complimented her hairstyle.
“Di gal dem love off mi bleach-out face.”
— Look Pon We, Vybz Kartel & Russian (January 2011)
Kartel sees nothing wrong with black people bleaching their skin and has described it as tantamount to a white person getting a sun tan. If you compare bleachers to fake-tanners and sunbed users then that may be true, but the main difference is that tanning – the production of melanin triggered by UVA rays – is a natural process, whereas skin lightening – inhibiting or destroying melanin – is not.
“[Jamaican] society has emerged out of the trauma of slavery. Blackness was seen as something negative. If you grow up in a culture that says “black is ugly” then it’s going to be a constant fight to affirm you sense of value…In Jamaica a lot of positions of power are occupied by people who are light skinned. And the attitude is if light skin is in, I can get it too – I can get it chemically.”
— Professor Carolyn Cooper, University of the West Indies
Kartel claims to be lightening his skin for entertainment; to be outrageous, and to show off his tattoos. But in a former slave colony such as Jamaica, bleaching carries with it heavy racial baggage that is difficult if not impossible to shake off. This is why the majority of people find it so difficult to accept what he is doing. Bleaching is a major social issue – and big business – in Jamaica and other parts of the world, especially Africa, China, Japan, and India (just watch these ads: Ponds, Nivea, Unilever), and many people bleach due to insecurity and the belief that they lighter they are, the more attractive and successful they will be. While Kartel may not be bleaching because he is ashamed of his blackness, as the biggest name in dancehall, his public bleaching is encouraging others, particularly young people, to follow suit.
Now Kartel is cashing in on the craze he’s created, releasing his own brand of cake soap, “Vybz Cake Soap”, to sit alongside his existing “Street Vybz” brand of rum, “Daggering” line of condoms, and “Addi’s” line of shoes and accessories. According to him though, his cake soap is for “acne and skin blemishes” rather than skin lightening.
What’s next from Vybz Kartel is anybody’s guess. In his own words: “The only thing you can expect from Vybz Kartel is the unexpected”.
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“Empire Universe: The 2nd Chapter” is out on 28th February 2011, featuring new tunes from Vybz Kartel and the rest of the Portmore Empire.
“Four Season Charmer”, Vybz Kartel’s new album produced by Dreskull, is due for release later this year.
Ziggy Marley’s Marijuanaman
February 18, 2011 | 0 Comments
Ziggy Marley’s graphic novel, Marijuanaman (“MM” for short), is coming out on 20 April 2011 (ie. 04/20). According to it’s publisher, Image Comics: “Ziggy’s new superhero, Marijuanaman, is from a planet that is in desperate need of THC. Marijuanaman seeks to save Earth’s marijuana fields from destruction by the drug company PharmeXon, and thus saving his home planet from destruction.” Artwork by Jim Mahfood, co-written by Joe Casey. Check this Marijuanaman ad in Times Square. Maaad!
Top Tunes of 2010
February 8, 2011 | 0 Comments
Better late than never, I’ve posted my personal Top 30 Tunes Of 2010 in the Charts section, with Gyptian’s “Hold Yuh” taking the #1 spot, just ahead of Vybz Kartel’s “Clarks“. My artists of the year are Vybz Kartel and Rihanna, and Gyptian must get a special mention for pushing Jamaican music onto an outernational level. My best newcomer is tied between Labrinth, Popcaan and Bruno Mars, with special mentions to I-Octane, Gappy Ranks, Iyaz & Ellie Goulding. Not all strictly newcomers but they had great 2010′s. Best producer(s) – Stargate, with special mention to Ainsley “Notnice” Morris. Best riddim – Seanizzle‘s “One Day”.
Elephant Man Gets The Tony Treatment
January 18, 2011 | 0 Comments
Another wicked comic book album cover from Tony McDermott, this time for Elephant Man’s new VP set, “Dance & Sweep, The Adventures Of The Energy God.” If you like McDermott’s style you can check out a few of his other comic covers here and here.
Mad New Years Eve
December 27, 2010 | 0 Comments
“Mad New Years Eve” @ The Globe, 103 Talbot Rd, London W11. Soul, reggae and dance classics like we used to do.
RIP Teena Marie
December 27, 2010 | 0 Comments
Teena Marie, the ivory queen of soul, has tragically died at her home in California, aged just 54. I’ve been playing one of my favourite Teena tunes, “If I Were A Bell”, all day. Goodbye wonderful Lady T.
“Greensleeves The First 10 Years” mixtape
December 22, 2010 | 0 Comments
The Greensleeves mix I put together for Stüssy Deluxe is now available for download in the mixtapes section.
Mavado, Gyptian & Gappy Ranks @ Brixton Academy
December 21, 2010 | 0 Comments
Last Sunday Gappy Ranks, Gyptian and Mavado came to Brixton Academy for a Christmas stageshow extravaganza. Despite the snowy weather and treacherous roads the place was absolutely ram upstairs and down! Gappy had the whole crowd singing “Heaven In Her Eyes”, Gyptian mashed up the dance with “Hold Yuh” and “Serious Times” and headliner Mavado sent the whole place into a frenzy with “Hope & Pray” and “Long Distance Stulla”. Selloffff!!!
Gyptian – Mr Hold Yuh.
Mavado – man a general.
Wax Poetics Reggae Issue
November 12, 2010 | 0 Comments
There’s a feature on the Greensleeves book I put together in the latest issue of the world’s greatest music magazine, Wax Poetics. Also inside – Augustus Pablo (RIP), Gregory Isaacs (RIP), Sugar Minott (RIP), Beres Hammond, Bob Andy, and David Rodigan’s record rundown. Grab it here.
Imagine going to the toilet at someone’s house and seeing they had the entire Wax Poetics back catalogue as reading material. Maaad!
RIP Cool Ruler
October 25, 2010 | 0 Comments
RIP Gregory Isaacs (1951—2010), who died today at his London home, aged just 59. The singer had been suffering from lung cancer. We salute you Gregory.
Buju Gets Bail
October 15, 2010 | 0 Comments
Buju Banton was offered bail at a Tampa court yesterday – set at US$250,000 – having already served ten months in Pinellas County Jail on cocaine and gun charges. The decision to grant bail comes after the jury failed to agree on a verdict at Buju’s trial a few weeks ago. The conditions are harsh – once released he will be under house arrest with 24 hour surveillance, will be ordered to wear a monitoring device, and will be subject to drug tests… The retrial is set for December. Follow the story via Paul Henry’s reports in the Jamaica Observer.
Gappy Ranks Mural
October 6, 2010 | 0 Comments
Gappy Ranks mural in Frankfurt, Germany, copied from one of the photos I took of Gappy for his recent Peckings/Greensleeves album, Put The Stereo On. Maad!
Groove Thang
September 24, 2010 | 0 Comments
UK-based graphic designer Tim Sanders won a D&AD pencil this summer for his Microscopic Vinyl Record Grooves project: high magnification (x 100) photographs comparing the grooves of classical, drum & bass and rock records. Nice work!
Andrea Triana Meets Pinky Uptown
September 17, 2010 | 0 Comments
Straight outta Brighton – the wicked singer Andrea Triana surrounded by artwork by the incredible Pinky (cover shot for The Brighton Source).
Tony McDermott, The Reggae Stan Lee
September 11, 2010 | 0 Comments
It’s good to see Tony McDermott back drawing inna comic book style for the sleeve of the new Roots Manuva/Wrong Tom album, Duppy Writer (Big Dada). He’s only done a few comic-style album covers in the last twenty years but it’s always a treat when he does. Here are some from recent years: Sizzla’s “Ghetto Youth-Ology” (Greensleeves, 2009), Alborosie’s “Escape From Babylon” (Greensleeves, 2009), Sly & Robbie’s “Dancehall Attack” (Victor, 2005) and Earl Zinger’s “Attack Of The DJs” (!K7, 2004). Isn’t it time for a Tony McDermott reggae cartoon? Like an animated Rockers or Harder They Come. Can you imagine…?
Monograph
September 9, 2010 | 0 Comments
Creative Review ran September’s issue of Monograph on Al Fingers and the Stüssy/Greensleeves book project. What an honour! Matt black cover looks dope too. You can see the Greensleeves book and Monograph feature in more detail here. Big up Tony McDermott!
Gwaan Popcaan
September 4, 2010 | 0 Comments
Following a slew of strong tunes such as Fake Friend, Nuh Ordinary Girl and New Year, the monster hit Clarks catapulted Vybz Kartel Protégé Popcaan to fame earlier this year. Now, with current singles Dream and Gangster City, the young Gaza singjay is proving to be the hottest new talent in Jamaica. Alongside his teacher Vybz Kartel the Portmore Empire due make for a deadly combination. And the hits keep coming. Awo…
Ranking Joe
September 2, 2010 | 0 Comments
Ranking Joe showing the cover of his 1980 album, “Saturday Night Jamdown Style”, from the Greensleeves book that I put together. Maad!
Carnival 2010
August 31, 2010 | 0 Comments
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t usually take pictures of girls behinds without them knowing, but this Busy Signal-inspired booty just had to be snapped!
Big up to everyone who raved at carnival this year, it was a good one. My highlight was the three minute long piss I had behind the telephone box near King Tubby’s. Pissing never felt so good. But get this though – during the piss, some guy went into the telephone box, picked up the phone and dialed a number like he was making a call, and then proceeded to just piss, using the faked call as his cover. It was a special technique.
Interviews
August 12, 2010 | 0 Comments
A few weeks ago I added an “interviews” section to the site, starting off with Lukie D and Bob James. Morgan Heritage and Paul Simonon interviews coming soon…








































